[Daniil doesn’t even bother asking what a taser is. He goes to Wikipedia. Oh, this is a bit better than a gun in some ways.] I would accept a taser. Not ideal for threatening multiple people at a time, but still.
Do you know who Sephiroth is? He’s the one I wanted to question, yet I am uncertain if that’s particularly safe.
He says he can die and revive at will. My sense of what’s real and not real has been utterly shattered as of late which is an incredibly irritating position to be in. Unicorns? Real. Psychic powers? Also real. Vampires, werewolves, ghosts, there’s no upper limit for absurdity, and we’re still in the category of things I have names for.
“Get” a taser? So you didn’t have one for me, it’s just an idea?
Speaking of relaxing and stopping thought, you owe me a prescription, Romano. I sweated and wretched up every last drop of liquid and every trace of chemical from my body two days ago like we agreed.
My frenemy and newest band member. He's some godlike figure who took issue with me betraying a dictator. Long story.
Anyway, the supervillains haven't actually done anything to merit trying to jail them. Apparently we did have someone who ate people, but he was gone by the time I showed up.
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I can give you a tazer.
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Do you know who Sephiroth is? He’s the one I wanted to question, yet I am uncertain if that’s particularly safe.
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I know this from science.
[ He does not know this from science. ]
I'm going to take a wild guess and say a taser would not protect you from Sephiroth.
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Maybe what I really need is a bodyguard.
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Get a taser, take a bot with you. The bot won't protect you, but it can ring an alarm for you.
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“Get” a taser? So you didn’t have one for me, it’s just an idea?
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There was a talking mammoth around for a while. And I'll get you the taser, just relax.
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Please stop antagonizing people with evil-sounding names. I bet the guy looks evil too.
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I had plans to antagonize him.
[Plans he might be rethinking. ]
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But it's almost always a bad idea, especially here where you can't throw any popcorn without hitting some god-like asshole.
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I don’t understand why there are villains here. Or not jailed. Are they too powerful to contain… Or not problematic enough to organize an effort?
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Anyway, the supervillains haven't actually done anything to merit trying to jail them. Apparently we did have someone who ate people, but he was gone by the time I showed up.
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You’re in a band? Are you any good?
Can they even be called villains at all, then? It sounds like everyone just doesn’t like them then.
cw: cannibalism mention
I'm competent.
I don't even know the whole story, I just know someone served people at a party.
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Pretty good, right?
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